Quotes from Roger Sterling on 'Mad Men'

With the exception of the Dowager Countess of "Downton Abbey," no one delivers better zingers than the "Mad Men" adman played by John Slattery.

• "It's incredible what passes for heroism these days. I'd like ticker tape for pulling out of my driveway and going around the block three times."

• "My father used to say this is the greatest job in the world except for one thing: the clients."

• "Have a drink. It'll make me look younger."

• "When God closes a door, he opens a dress."

•"Who knows why people in history did good things? For all we know, Jesus was trying to get the loaves and fishes account."

• "Why don't you take a nap? Your face looks like a bag of walnuts."

• "I've been married for 20 years. I know the difference between a spat and spending a month on the couch."

• "I told him to be himself. That was pretty mean, I guess."