Big, wavy palm trees shading the Minnesota State Capitol?
A picture of just that appeared Saturday on the Minnesota Pollution Control Agency's website, where an accompanying suspiciously breathless news release announced that it's getting so warm in these parts that soon palm trees will thrive on boulevards from Worthington to Ely
The story begins:
"As our state's climate heats up, many are noticing less snow, earlier springs, and more torrential rains."
Well, so far, so good. That's demonstrably true.
It continues:
"Another difference you might notice in the coming years is Minnesota roadways lined with palm trees.
"Many cities are busy taking the first step: starting palm seedlings in local greenhouses. 'We have about 20,000 seedlings started, and they are so cute!' exclaims farmer Susan Andre. These seedlings, she says, should be ready for planting along the city's boulevards by spring of next year.