The usual Target Field pregame rituals, the anthem and the first pitches and the flag-raising, were interrupted Sunday by a ballplayer. Glen Perkins had something to say.
Standing between home plate and the mound where he usually works, slowly reading from an eight-sentence script he wrote himself, the native Minnesotan tried to politely express his agreement with what he's heard Twins ticket holders say for the past few years: Losing stinks. And so, by extension, do the Twins.
"Nobody is happy with the results of this club," Perkins assured the half-full stadium, "and along with the people in our front office, we are committed to doing everything we can to improve this team."
Did anyone feel better after hearing his pledge?
Yes. Perkins did.
"It was emotional to give, because I've been in their shoes, and I know how hard it is to be a fan of this team right now," said the Lakeland native, who grew up watching the late-1990s Twins, the last group to lose as frequently as this team. "It definitely came from the heart. I know it's difficult rooting for this team, but I wanted to convey that we're not just here collecting paychecks, that we're not just going through the motions."
It's difficult to imagine, though, how things would be much worse if they were. The Twins finished the 2013 season with a 66-96 record, identical to last year and the third consecutive year with such a staggering pile of losses. They scored just 614 runs, the fewest in a 162-game season since 1968, and they allowed 788, more than every team but Houston. They piled up 300 more strikeouts than any Twins team ever had, eclipsed 10 in 66 games, or 40 more than their old record, yet they are they only major league team whose pitchers didn't strike out 1,000 batters.
No wonder Perkins felt the need to buck up the paying customers.