For many years on opening day of pheasant season, my friends and I brought a football with us. This was in addition to our guns, shells and dogs, and we tossed the old pigskin to kill time. Sometimes this occurred while we waited for shooting to begin. On other occasions, at lunchtime, with a few roosters laid on a truck tailgate, someone would spiral the football to someone else on a haphazard corner route, hunting boots weighing everyone down and Labradors in fast pursuit. Two-bit fun, with leaves changing color.
Then one glorious October Saturday, the guy who owned the football went on injured reserve. I can't recall exactly how he separated his shoulder. I do know we had killed a pile of birds and were splayed out on picnic tables at a Dairy Queen, doubling down on banana-hot fudge malts and chocolate sundaes.
"Go out," the ball owner had said, and one of us took a deep post pattern, faking out garbage cans en route. But the ball never came. That was it. His shoulder was gone. We haven't thrown a ball much on pheasant openers in the years since.
I was reminded of this the other evening when a friend called to talk. This guy has been around and knows a few things. He could have gone on and on about the Mideast, about Janet Yellen and her interest rates, or about Ebola and how everyone rolls the dice, day-to-day.
Instead the topic was ducks in prairie Canada, and how, soon, they'll congeal and migrate, with cool Arctic air descending. Also he wondered whether I had seen many deer around the farm, whether I knew that next month he would be headed west to hunt elk, and what I thought the pheasant opener might look like, birdwise.
Finally, he said, "Too bad about Adrian Peterson." And that was that, just a brief mention, and the conversation was over.
By contrast, the general public's fixation with the turmoil enveloping the Vikings and their star running back has been more prolonged and intense, by orders of magnitude — an outgrowth of the rise of urban America's observer culture, and its corollary, the decline of the participant citizen.
Particularly the outdoors participant citizen.