ON THE ST. CROIX RIVER – Izaak Walton said a few centuries back that fishing is "so pleasant a pastime it is akin to virtue — a reward unto itself.'' Hemingway, also a fisherman, and somewhat more of a rascal than Walton, with a taste for women, dry martinis and Havana's sea-salt air, might have instead likened fishing's many pleasures, and rewards, to vice, not virtue. Either way, the sport comes highly recommended.
Early Thursday morning on the stretch of the St. Croix extending from Stillwater to Prescott, Wis., that recommendation was made anew. In large boats moored along this river way, or swinging from anchors, people surely awoke to the sunny morning and were happy enough to bask in it, perhaps also with a cup of coffee and the gentle rocking of their boats. But the St. Croix's early fishermen wanted more, among them Bob Nasby and Dale Wiehe, both of whom not long after sunup strung long fly rods and aired out lines that carried, variously, surface poppers and streamers. The target: smallmouth bass.
A longtime St. Croix guide who is now in recovery from that occupation, Bob these days teaches fly casters how to do what he was doing on this morning from his fine boat: hauling, back-casting and double-hauling, then forming tight loops of line that carried his fly toward likely looking smallie haunts.
Yet, artful casts or not, as Bob says, "You can't make 'em bite.''
Which of course is the frustration of guides worldwide.
"I'd get so nervous when I was guiding and the fish didn't bite that I ended up in the hospital twice,'' he said. "Hearing people whine on a boat gives me panic attacks.''
Casting from the bow, Dale seemed no threat in this respect, and in fact appeared preternaturally upbeat, at least so long as he was tossing flies. A chemical engineer who works for 3M, in the past decade he has been variously involved with that company's Scientific Anglers division — only recently sold to Orvis — and knows well the machinations of fly line technology.
Quite comfortable with words like "extruded,'' Dale, I figured, could mop up on "Jeopardy."