An old cowboy saying has it that the only good reason to ride a bull is to meet a nurse. Mike Kohlnhofer and Ted Slathar may or may not have been thinking that when they were high school rodeo cowboys years ago living in Lakeville and Chaska, respectively.
Regardless, for thrills and chills, they rode bulls.
"When I was a kid, I showed horses," said Kohlnhofer, 56. "But I got bored with that, and when I watched an older friend ride bulls, I tried it and got hooked."
A few years younger than Kohlnhofer, Slathar as a teenager also loved the adrenaline rush he felt when climbing into a bucking chute to straddle a ton of bad bovine.
"Bull riding is unlike anything else," Slathar said.
After high school, Kohlnhofer and Slathar rodeoed for the University of Wisconsin-River Falls, where Kohlnhofer starred atop broncs, bareback and saddle, as well as bulls — until the last ride of his senior year.
"It was 1985. I was going to graduate two weeks later," Kohlnhofer said. "I made it to the buzzer, eight seconds, on my last ride at a rodeo in Michigan. Then, just before I got off, the bull gave me a pretty good buck and I landed on my neck."
Confined to a wheelchair ever since, Kohlnhofer remains good friends with Slathar, and the two, arguably, still are cowboys.