HOUSTON – This can be an odd-looking city because it doesn't have traditional zoning laws.
It has, according to its Department of Planning and Development, guidelines for how property can be subdivided. But the guidelines don't address how the land can be used.
So you see skyscrapers sprouting next to residential neighborhoods. You see a strip club next to a Dillard's. You see a crematorium next to an apartment complex.
And come Sunday night, you just might see the NFL's most awkward pairing of them all: a Roger Goodell next to a Tom Brady.
It will happen if Brady's New England Patriots beat the Atlanta Falcons at NRG Stadium in Super Bowl LI. Yes, the season that began with Brady legally and finally surrendering to the NFL Commissioner's four-game suspension for the "Deflategate" kerfuffle from two years ago would end with Goodell awarding a fifth Lombardi Trophy to Brady, Patriots coach Bill Belichick and owner Robert Kraft.
As they say, "AWK … ward."
Or maybe not, according to Goodell, who was asked Wednesday if the awkwardness of the situation is why he attended back-to-back playoff games in Atlanta rather than going to the AFC Championship Game in Foxborough, Mass.
"I would tell you it's not awkward at all for me," Goodell said during his Super Bowl news conference at the George R. Brown Convention Center. "We have a job to do. There was a violation. We applied process and discipline and came to the conclusion that was supported by the facts and the courts.