Drugs do horrible things to your mind. The Daily Star reports:

I can't find any representative pictures of Ms. Winehouse in our system - and by "representative" I mean "a Faces of Meth poster child wearing a greasy beehive that no doubt contains a billion spider eggs," so you'll have to trust me: the only way anyone would put her in a movie would be if they remade "Alien" and needed something to burst out of John Hurt's abdomen. She's a tremendously talented singer, but drugs and tats and a diet of cigarettes have not been kind.

Wonder if troubled entertainment figures will some day find another Tragically and Romantically Doomed icon to identify with, or whether they'll think "I'd like to be Helen Mirren, who was gorgeous and talented and accomplished all her life." Doubtful. Not enough Drama.