America's new fun couple

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December 20, 2010 at 6:57PM
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)
Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx. (AP)
(The Minnesota Star Tribune)

Oh, please, we don't have to know this:

Good luck, dear. Sixx, who detailed his drug habits in his book ""The Heroin Diaries," was last seen with the equally-inky Kat Von D, so Denise might want to look into having vast swaths of her epidermis decorated with piquant illustrations, just to keep up.

Sixx has three children. Their names - and I am not kidding - are Gunner Sixx, Storm Sixx, and Decker Sixx. If she has twins with him, they could be called Four and Five.

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