"Sometimes I take baths because it's hard to drink wine in the shower."
This maxim hangs on the wall near the cedar tub in my room at Among the Vineyards, a bed-and-breakfast where the shoutouts to grown-up grape juice are as plentiful as misplaced beverage containers on the set of "Game of Thrones." (The B&B's Wi-Fi password? "Drinkwine.")
Each of the four rooms at this new B&B — it opened less than a year ago in the heart of southwest Michigan's wine country — is inspired by wine from a local producer.
My room, Traminette, is a nod to a Gewürztraminer hybrid grape. The nearby vineyard and winery Gravity turns it into a semisweet white that goes into vivid blue bottles. The other three rooms, occupied on this particular weekend by well-behaved attendees of a bachelorette party, have similar origin stories tied to wineries just a few miles away.
That's the beauty of this place: Lots of vineyards and wineries are just a few miles away. That's why Barb Antonucci, a gregarious nurse in her mid-50s, decided to start a B&B in this fertile corner of the "fruit belt," where she grew up.
"Back when I was a kid, there were only a couple of wineries here," Antonucci said. "Now, it's booming: 12 wineries and tasting rooms within 5 miles of us."
I hit just about all of them on a recent long weekend in wine country, in the Midwest version of Napa Valley.
Before you wine snobs pshaw the notion of "Midwest" and "Napa Valley" coexisting in the same sentence, take a few swigs of Dablon's 2015 Estate Red Blend or Domaine Berrien Cellars' 2016 Crown of Cabernet, and then we'll talk.