After being repeatedly pestered with questions about the Alaskan snow, sun and lifestyle, the players on Phoenix 96 Alaska figured they might as well have a little fun with their mainland inquisitors.
So the U-15 boys' soccer team convinced fellow players at the 27th annual Schwan's USA Cup that they ride polar bears.
No, seriously.
"Some people don't know that Alaska's just a state. Some people think we're our own country," center midfielder Daniel Remington said. "I've never even seen a polar bear, but we say it just to mess with them."
After a few days at the National Sports Center in Blaine, the Fairbanks natives are used to the laughable inquiries:
Is it dark all the time in winter? How far is the nearest town? Do you live in igloos?
"Sometimes we make jokes, like when we told people that we rode from Alaska to California because snow planes don't land there," Phoenix midfielder Biz Weis said. "We'll say we live in a three-story igloo. I had one kid ask if I even mow my grass because of all the snow."
However, for teams hailing from subarctic climates -- or from anywhere, really -- the extreme weather that's wreaked havoc at the Schwan's Cup has been no laughing matter.