Knock on wood, folks. This is a story about the Vikings and an amazing absence of distractions, expectations, hyperbole, chaos, Love Boats and ESPN camera trucks stalking Winter Park.
"Last year was a little interesting," Vikings cornerback Antoine Winfield said in his best deadpan. "We had the Brett Favre will-he, won't-he thing, Coach [Brad] Childress getting fired, Randy Moss coming and going and all that stuff with him, the Metrodome collapsing, games getting delayed and moved ...
"You name it and it happened to us in 2010."
It's a new year. One with enough holes and question marks that even the Detroit Lions are getting more love nationally than the Vikings.
And yet everyone seems as calm, cool and collected about it as the team's unflappable and decaffeinated coach, Leslie Frazier.
"Leslie's influence on this team is big," defensive line coach Karl Dunbar said. "The kids can just relax, focus and work on getting better."
From an historical standpoint, as any Vikings fan will attest, it seems downright odd for a Vikings team to be this, well, normal. Again, knock on wood, if you must.
"It feels as normal as normal can be in the NFL," Vikings defensive end Jared Allen said. "You have to take the bad with the good. With all the publicity and media attention we got the past two years with Brett comes all the chaos. Philly's going through it now because they got the so-called 'Dream Team.' They can have it."