Friday night, U2 played Minneapolis, and chiming, staccato arpeggios filled U.S. Bank Stadium. David Howell Evans, more commonly known as The Edge, created vistas of cascading sound without once resorting to the kind of lengthy, single-note leads that we associate with guitar gods.
No one who has played a guitar or revered Jimi Hendrix would argue that The Edge is the greatest guitarist who ever lived. What we can say is that his greatness is unique.
Monday night at U.S. Bank Stadium, Adrian Peterson will return as a Saint and Randy Moss will return to join the Ring of Honor. Like so many of the best athletes to perform in Minnesota, neither can claim to be the greatest ever, yet both were uniquely great.
Peterson can't match Emmitt Smith's raw production, Barry Sanders' gymnastics, Gale Sayers' grace or Jim Brown's eye-test dominance. Now 16th, Peterson will need a productive season to pass Brown and move into the top 10 of the NFL's all-time leading rushers, and Peterson likely will become the latest power back to fade quickly toward the end of his career.
Peterson never developed into a deft receiver, although Saints coach Sean Payton is the latest coach to predict improvement. Peterson was rarely a good pass-blocker, didn't always follow blocks intuitively, and he wasn't as fluid as most great runners.
He damaged his legacy in Minnesota by beating his son with a switch, complaining about the backlash and looking uninterested in the Vikings' fortunes toward the end of 2016, when he seemed more intent on setting himself up to play for his next team.
What he did better than anyone else in memory was run with a combination of power, speed and relentlessness that made him look different from any other back.
To quote Brad Childress, Peterson ran like a rolling ball of butcher knives. Vikings defenders used to tell me they weren't sure exactly how to try to tackle Sanders. For Peterson's opponents, the question often became, especially late in games, whether they really wanted to try.