Let's go … batter up … we're takin' the afternoon off!
It's a beautiful day for a ballgame, for a ballgame, to-day.
Growing up listening to baseball on the radio in the 1960s and '70s, you knew the game was nigh when this 1960 ditty by the Harry Simeone Chorale hit the airwaves (the Cubs and Dodgers used it, among other teams). Decades later, it plays in my head before every game I attend.
It was there in the rain last Friday night at Target Field. If it had been an April rain I'd have been perturbed. But a September rain, well, you count your blessings. I was thankful that I had two home games left on my shared season ticket, two more shots at sunshine, green grass and a warm … well, some kind of breeze.
Mostly, it's a beautiful day for a ballgame Wednesday because it's the last home game the Twins will play for nearly seven months.
I used to dread getting stuck with September baseball tickets. Too often it's a fait accompli, playing out the string, watching your home nine lose to some other team that's headed to the playoffs.
But north of age 50 now, I appreciate September ball. It's a chance to make peace with the end of the season, not only a baseball season, but the end of summer and all that it symbolizes. God knows, nobody bears the end of summer quite as warily as we Upper Midwesterners.
So I hoard the September Twins tickets, clutching tightly to games without consequence, no longer dismayed by the lack of char on the Kramarczuk dog, the facile tweets on the scoreboard, the hitters who step out of the batter's box after every pitch, the lack of space on my scorecard for all the manager's substitutions.