There is no booze at Mystic Lake Casino. Never has been.
No quarrels with the policies of the Shakopee Mdewakanton Sioux, but it's hard to imagine a Willie Nelson concert without a beer or two. Since we can't drink at Willie's sold-out shows Friday and Saturday at Mystic Lake, we thought we'd make a request: Remove "Whiskey River," "I Gotta Get Drunk," "Beer for My Horses" and the other drinking songs from his usual set list.
Here's a 12-pack of suggested songs to replace them:
• "Satisfied Mind" or anything from this year's "Country Music," in which he sounds vocally invested in the lyrics for the first time in a while.
• "Pancho and Lefty," as a tribute to his duet partner on that 1983 hit, Merle Haggard, who is ill.
• "Blue Skies" or something else from "Stardust," Willie's landmark 1978 Tin Pan Alley tribute.
• "Blue Hotel," a tune by alt-rocker Ryan Adams from their 2006 duet album "Songbird" -- an out-of-left-field project that truly connected.
• "Señor," "Gotta Serve Somebody" or something else by Bob Dylan. Maybe even their collaboration "Heartland." Willie should honor his touring buddy in his home state.