Stroll into the Minneapolis Convention Center when the doors swing open this morning at 11, and amid the sea of boats arranged bow to stern, elk heads hanging from exhibitor displays, trout swimming in a portable pond and alligators ruminating calmly — hopefully — amid the chaos, just try to find Darren Envall, the cell-phone-to-an-ear orchestrator of the Greatest Show on Earth, the Northwest Sportshow.
OK, maybe not the Greatest Show on Earth. But one of the greatest. And certainly one of the most storied and largest exhibits worldwide whose sole intent is to stoke the dreams of hunters, anglers and other adventurers, while also featuring the occasional offbeat entertainer.
Such as water-skiing squirrels.
"No water skiing squirrels this year,'' laughed Envall, 44, who is at the show's helm for the first time, and thus is responsible for filling more than 300,000 square feet of Convention Center exhibitor space, while ensuring that tens of thousands of winter-weary visitors trip the show's turnstiles.
"But we do have John Godwin of 'Duck Dynasty' and the 'Swampmaster' — Jeff Quattrocchi — with his Gator Show,'' Envall said.
As the Sportshow's head honcho, Envall has big shoes to fill. The annual springtime spectacle has been going great guns since 1932, when F.W. (Nick) Kahler founded it, making the show the nation's longest-running outdoor extravaganza held indoors.
Or anywhere.
Headquartered for decades at the old Minneapolis Auditorium before showcasing its wares for three years in the Metrodome while the Convention Center was being built, the Northwest Sportshow is where Rapala fishing lures first tantalized American anglers, where Minnesotans initially stared wide-eyed at Carl Lowrance's "Green Box'' depth finder and fish locator, where Alumacraft boats, developed in 1946 in Minneapolis, were first floated and where the Eppinger Dardevle was popularized in Minnesota as a fish-catching machine.