Don't blame the writer. It's difficult to write about people who don't do anything but show up and wave. Here's a rundown of what the royal couple will and will not be doing in California:
Whew! Sounds exhausting. But there's more: they won't be showing up at a British-themed pub.
The couple is expected to not go to In-and-Out, will not go to the zoo, and will not climb atop the Hollywood sign and shout wooo! In short, their visit will look nothing like a musical montage from a romantic comedy. How disappointing.
