Tom Kelly was managing a juggernaut at Class AA Orlando that would win the 1981 Southern League championship. The lineup included Gary Gaetti, Tim Laudner, Randy Bush, Tim Teufel and Scott Ullger. Pitching ace Brad Havens was promoted to the Twins in June, and he was soon replaced in the rotation by second-round draft choice Frank Viola.
The Twins had taken Mike Sodders with the 11th selection in the first round. This seemed a reasonable decision, considering the Arizona State third baseman batted .424, hit 22 home runs and drove in 100 runs for a Sun Devils team that would win the College World Series.
Sodders and the Twins continued to argue money for several weeks after the CWS ended. "The word was, if Sodders ever signed, he was coming to double-A to play with us," Bush said Friday. "Wayne was grumbling every day … 'another first-round hotshot, Sodders, bleep, bleep.' "
Wayne would be Hattaway, already a two-decade veteran of the Twins organization as an equipment manager. He also carried the title of "trainer" in those days of small dollars for the minors.
"We were in Memphis and out having a few beers, and ran into this guy from England who was in town for an Elvis [Presley] event," Bush said. "He knew nothing about baseball. We convinced him to show up at the hotel the next afternoon and take the 3 o'clock bus to the ballpark.
"When we saw Wayne in the hotel earlier, we said, 'Did you hear Sodders signed? He's going to be here today.' Then, we got Tom Kelly in on it, the Englishman shows up, we bring him on the bus and say, 'Wayne, meet Mike Sodders.' "
Hattaway slapped together a uniform in the clubhouse for "Sodders," grousing throughout. The prank finally became unraveled when the players went out to have a catch before batting practice.
"Someone made a mistake of throwing a ball to our Sodders," Bush said. "He didn't know what he was supposed to do. He let the baseball hit him in the chest."