Remakes: We hate them, until we don't.
"Why can't Hollywood do something new?" is a moviegoer refrain as familiar as "Why did the trailer spoil the best parts?" I've repeated it myself. And even if filmmakers insist, as actor Armie Hammer did of Netflix's flaccid "Rebecca" last week, that their projects are not remakes, it doesn't take a cinephile to know a "new" movie that repurposes an old one with the same title, characters, setting and source material is, indeed, a remake. Or that it probably won't match the original.
There are some exceptions, though — unicorns that are exciting because they're so rare.
"Dawn of the Dead" in 2004 springs to mind. You hope every movie is going to be good, but as I walked into the Mall of America theaters for a preview, I'm sure I was thinking, "Why would gifted Sarah Polley act in a retread? Who is this Zack Snyder, who has never made a film? Why Xerox a George Romero horror classic that's only 26 years old?"
All whines were erased in "Dawn" 2.0, which upends our skepticism with a spectacular opening. A surprising benefit of remaking a good movie is that low expectations are built in. We are prepared to be disappointed, so when we're not, the movie seems even better.
It can go the other way, too. Gus Van Sant's shot-for-shot remake of "Psycho" was an intriguing exercise that should be studied in film classes and not seen by anyone else, ever, because it added nothing to Alfred Hitchcock's masterpiece.
The results are mixed when directors revisit their own work. Hitchcock did it with his 1956 "The Man Who Knew Too Much," which has bigger stars, a snappier pace and the same climax as his 1934 version. Michael Haneke's 2007 "Funny Games" is almost identical to his 1997 Austrian film about a family beset by psychos, but he had better actors the second time, including Naomi Watts, and he used his experience to craft a sharper movie.
Neither version of Ole Bornedal's "Nightwatch" is well known, but the English-language remake with Ewan McGregor as a morgue guard whose occupational hazards include the undead is almost as good as the 1994 Danish original. Hans Petter Moland was less successful, turning his witty, violent "In Order of Disappearance" into a particular-set-of-skills Liam Neeson movie with the generic title "Cold Pursuit."