Stephen Colbert opened his first "Late Show" monologue with a callback to his Comedy Central character, announcing, "Hello Nation."
He then had jokes. Here are five of the best, staring with his very first crack as CBS' 11:35 p.m. host:
1. After thunderous applause, a standing ovation and a "Stephen! Stephen! Stephen!" chant: "Well folks, if I knew you were going to do that, I would have done this months ago."
2. "You're all witnessing television history, and like most history, it's not on the History Channel."
3. "Folks, we've been working so hard, so very hard to get this show ready to you, and I have to say: As long as I have nine months to make one hour of TV, I could do this forever."
4. "I couldn't ask for a better TV family than the good folks at CBS, right here. They're lovely people, really lovely people. They're so welcoming, I feel like a third 'Broke Girl.'"
5. "With this show, I begin the search for the real Stephen Colbert. I just hope I don't find him on Ashley Madison."