Not a single electric spark fell from the overtly orange Toyota Tundra shading most of my driveway.
Hallelujah.
This was absolutely not another halo-hybrid from some automaker determined to save us from ourselves, I smartly concluded.
And boy, was I right.
On Earth Day, a couple of people in starched shorts and $200 walking shoes gave me one-finger salutes as I trundled through the neighborhood in my citrus-colored giant.
Actually, they might have been reacting to the storm of rumble and thunder that tumbled out of the Tundra's prominent dual exhausts, blowing leaves off nearby trees and jostling small dogs on the sidewalks.
If your image of Toyota revolves around Dudley-do-right, planet-saving Priuses — as mine does — we may need to reboot.
The 2015 Toyota Tundra TRD Pro Off-Road pickup I had recently was wonderfully polarizing — even without a gun rack or a "Don't Blame Me, I Voted Republican" bumper sticker.