Dreaming of dramatic city views? Here's the scene visible from unit 201 in the new Skyscape high-rise at 929 Portland Av. S. in downtown Minneapolis.Why would anybody want to buy a condo, rather than a house?
Well, there's the shoveling, the interminable yard work. Laziness aside, the condominium lifestyle seems infinitely more practical for scattered people like my boyfriend, Mischa, and me. He travels a lot for work. And with my busy schedule, I hate the thought of managing a real household on my own.
Plus, we're city folks. We like going to theater and concerts. We like walking to the grocery store. In short, we wanted to live in a dense urban neighborhood with ample storefronts and a hint of the pretty skyline. So last February, we set our sights on a two-bedroom inner-city condo. Mischa was dreaming of sleek, modern high-rises in downtown Minneapolis. I longed for a charming brownstone on a leafy street near one of the lakes, preferably with a balcony, a fireplace and its own washing machine.
We imagined this would be a simple in-and-out procedure, thanks to the bearish housing market we kept hearing about. In our irrational exuberance, or something akin to it, we figured we could easily land something cheap. Our budget was a mere $200,000.
What can I say -- things didn't go exactly as planned. I learned some important lessons along the way.
1. THIS IS NOT A FIRE SALE.
We planned on cramming our Saturday mornings with showings. We'd visit condo after amazing condo. After a few weeks, we'd simply settle on the one we liked best. In practice, we couldn't find enough apartments to fill our first morning of condo hunting. "There's much less to choose from than there was two years ago," says Fritz Kroll, an Edina Realty agent who concentrates on downtown Minneapolis.
2. DON'T MAKE OFFENSIVELY LOW BIDS.
During that first month, we did find a lovely Loring Park condo with an enormous kitchen and views of Target Field. The only problem: the price, which was listed at $259,000. We wanted it so badly we opted for a radical maneuver: We lowballed the price by nearly $50,000. "Call me back when you have $250,000," was the seller's curt reply. He stopped returning our calls after this. Where did we go wrong? "Unless the property is overpriced, it isn't realistic to expect anything more than 10 percent off the asking price," advises Kroll.
3. YES, YOU CAN AFFORD A DECKED-OUT CONDO IN A SCENIC NEIGHBORHOOD. NO, YOU MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO AFFORD THE BREATHTAKING VIEWS.
We liked the Bridgewater Lofts because of their spacious floor plans, reasonable association fees and sweet perch along Washington Avenue S. Early on, I discovered several Bridgewater listings within negotiating distance of our budget, which was gradually creeping north. I was imagining Mississippi River views when I scheduled my appointment. I was shocked, then, to confront a claustrophobic brick wall when I looked out the windows. Similarly, at 5th Avenue Lofts in the North Loop, I found a balcony with an unobstructed view of the communal dumpster. An apartment at International Market Square provided box-seat views of I-394.