03.30.12 THE GAME PLAN

THE BUZZ One week from today, the Twins open the regular season at Baltimore. The only near-certainty: They will be better than they were last season.

REMOTE PATROL If you can't make it to Target Center for Wolves vs. Celtics (with KG in play and Vanilla Ice at halftime), at least you can still watch on TV. 7 p.m., FSN.

Click pick Comedian Mary Mack made a video tribute to injured Wolves guard Ricky Rubio, complete with some of Rubio's signature moves. It's on YouTube.com.

STAR GAZING Tim Tebow Jets jerseys are powerful enough for Nike to take Reebok to court to stop sales. Conveniently, Nike takes over the NFL apparel deal in April.

FAST FACT Danny Manning, the ex-Kansas standout and assistant-named-head coach at Tulsa, was born in Hattiesburg, Miss., and is 3 years older than Brett Favre.