Former Liberian President Charles Taylor is on trial for murder, torture, rape, and other hideous crimes in the Hague. To show how swift World Court justice can be: the prosecution closed its case 15 months ago. But for some reason they don't think the case is strong enough, and now they want to call . . . Naomi Campbell to the stand.

Could the story get any more peculiar? Sure! Toss in Woody Allen's ex-partner.

Through her lawyers, Campbell said she feared for her life if she took to the stand, what with all the coups and street-fighting plaguing Brussels these days. Given her record of hitting people with things like "a jewel-encrusted mobile phone," the prosecutors may want to rethink this, because when Campbell shows up to speak against someone, half the people automatically through their sympathies to whomever she's dissing. Bernie Madoff would have gotten house arrest for a week if she'd testified against him. By the way, ABC asked her about the matter earlier this year, and here's Miss Grace Under Pressure's response: