The first game after Christmas is usually a nightmare for the Wild.
Whether players overdose on ham and egg nog or get worn-out opening up presents and schmoozing with family, the Wild, for whatever reason, historically returns from the holiday break sloppy and sluggish.
After not practicing for three days, coach Mike Yeo expected a "sketchy" start between the Wild and Pittsburgh Penguins, saying beforehand, "Whoever can turn their brain on the quickest is going to have a leg up on the opposition."
The Wild never got the memo. Its engine and its brain never got revved up during an ugly 3-1 loss in front of the largest crowd of the season — 19,234 — at Xcel Energy Center.
"Unfortunately it's almost become a little predictable these games after Christmas," said Yeo afterward, with steam pretty much coming out of his ears.
Wild forward Zach Parise called it "probably the easiest game" the Penguins will play all season. Facing a goaltender playing his third NHL game and a struggling team that recently fired its coach, the Wild was being outshot 22-6 more than halfway through the game.
"We couldn't make a play, couldn't make a pass," Yeo said.
"Just couldn't execute, couldn't come out of our end, couldn't come through the neutral zone," defenseman Ryan Suter said.