WINNIPEG, Manitoba – That loud, annoying beeping you hear is the Wild apparently backing into the playoffs.
The battle for the eighth spot in the Western Conference resembles a lightweight pillow fight. The winner between the skidding Wild and slumping Colorado Avalanche will be awarded a matchup against, likely, the heavyweight Dallas Stars or St. Louis Blues in the first round.
With the Blues doing Minnesota a favor Sunday night by beating the Avalanche, all the Wild needed was to defeat one of the NHL's bottom dwellers to clinch a playoff spot.
So, of course, the rival Winnipeg Jets won easily, 5-1, in their final home game.
"We're going to get throttled [in the playoffs] if we're going to play like this," goalie Devan Dubnyk said. "I'm not worried about it, I don't think we are, but we all know [that effort's] not even going to come close come playoff time. We don't want to be sliding in."
The Wild lacked gusto throughout its third consecutive defeat. The only reason the Wild still is staring at a playoff berth is because the Avalanche, the only other team alive, also has lost three in a row and five of six.
So this less-than-compelling final playoff spot push is down to a two-point magic number — either two points gained by the Wild in its final two games or two lost points by the Avalanche in its final three.