APRIL FOOL'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm just joshing. They were terrible.
I did get people goooooooodddddd on Twitter tonight when I wrote "Oh my God, Boogaard scores."
I waited a minute and then tweeted, "I'm sorry. My clock is off. April Fool's Day is tomorrow. My bad."
How funny am I? Honestly. What would you do without me?
By the way, the Wild is still not mathematically eliminated thanks to the Colorado Avalanche melting down like a Milky Way bar on the equator.
And no, I'm not being like Lloyd in Dumb & Dumber and saying, "so you're saying there's a chance?"
No. There's no chance. I'm just saying, for the point of interest, the Wild's got a mathematical chance to make the playoffs. You'd need a degree from MIT to figure out how, but the math still works (tired line that I bet if I nexised right now, I've probably used a dozen times in my career).