DALLAS – Rope-a-dope hockey won't cut it.
Two measly shots in a period doesn't strike fear in anyone.
Being careless and turning over pucks like handing out Halloween candy is a terrible strategy, too.
The Wild's playoff experience will be short-lived if it follows the script of Thursday's Game 1 debacle, a 4-0 loss to the Dallas Stars at American Airlines Center.
The Wild began the series as heavy underdogs, perhaps as much as any playoff team. That label seemed appropriate as the Wild stole a page right out of the Twins' offensive playbook.
The Wild didn't register a shot on goal for more than 11 minutes, set a franchise playoff-low with only two shots in the first period and could have played 12 periods and probably not scored.
The Wild looked like it was hanging on for dear life against a Stars team vastly superior in talent.
One game doesn't make a series, but the Wild looked overmatched in every facet.