Bond investors shouldn't be scanning the skies for helicopters; the steamroller they stand before is getting closer.
Picking up nickels in front of a steamroller is the classic market metaphor for any strategy that offers low and usually stable returns but with the small risk of catastrophic failure.
Yet it is the prospect of "helicopter money," the direct financing of state spending by a central bank, potentially through the issue of perpetual noninterest-paying debt, that obsesses markets. Reports that Ben Bernanke, one of the intellectual fathers of the idea, had consulted with Japan about the possibility moved the yen and other markets sharply last week.
Reuters sources were quick to pour cold water over the notion, pointing out, among other things, that direct financing by the Bank of Japan is illegal under Japanese law.
But with more than $13 trillion of sovereign debt carrying a negative yield, investors do not need helicopters to rain down money, much less hyperinflation, in order for their bond allocations to come to grief.
Investors, as a general thing, hold sovereign bonds in their portfolios not because they expect them to outperform but because of other admirable qualities they have historically displayed. Their yield serves as a steady stream of income, and as an asset, class bonds have a stabilizing effect on portfolios, moving generally in the opposite direction of other assets during times of stress, and usually with less violence.
One of those qualities — yield — is mostly no longer true. The other, diversification, is also more doubtful than perhaps it has ever been.
Everywhere you look, yields are turning negative. Germany on July 13 became the first eurozone nation to sell 10-year debt at a negative yield, while Switzerland was able to market a bond maturing in 2058 at a negative interest rate. One-year U.S. yields are only about half a percent, and those willing to take the risk of a 30-year Treasury only get 2.25 percent in compensation.