Sixteen below when I sent Daughter off to the bus stop. That was sufficient cause to suspend school a while ago. Today: eh. Perhaps they assume kids have been sufficiently toughened and winnowed.
He goes on to describe something called BroApp, which he admits may be a parody. It sends "automated daily text messages" to your girlfriend. This does not turn you into a sociopath; if you believed that automated canned sentiment will do the trick and save you some time, you may be one already. Or more likely just selfish and manipulativeg. Really, if you're buying something called BroApp you're already a Bro, and the app isn't going to infuse you with additional Bronosity. BroApp even sounds like a long ripe beer belch.
Related, maybe: Here's something I didn't know. The name of the Bitcoin exchange that was hacked and shuttered was Mt. Gox. right? Daily Dot:
Somehow that fits.
THE FUTURE The tumblr about "Beer Labels in Motion" is exactly what you think: animated beer labels. Some day they'll actually look like this.
Related, maybe: the Morton Salt girl is updated for its 100th birthday; here's a look at the logo's evolution. Interesting how she looked at the customer with a cheerful expression in 1956, then looked away in 1968, as if contemplating something private. She's never looked at us since.
DESSERT Ben & Jerry's has some new flavors. Here's how the site "Hello Giggle" describes the company:
