What your restaurant waitstaff really thinks about you

Is anything all right? Three busy local servers dish on your ordering habits and offer tips for having a great experience.

When a customer starts ordering before I've had a chance to greet them. There's no "Hello!" or "Ready?" Equally annoying are unprepared people. With our counter service, we'll have lines to our doors and people will get to the front and look at the menu for the first time. But nothing is worse than messy kids, and going back to a table with crayons, syrup and jelly all over the table and seats.

Yes, helpful, until the stack falls and I have to clean it up.

Whistling or snapping. I'm not a dog. Please don't snap at me, or grab my arm as I pass by. Instead, wait for eye contact and give a wave. If you're at a bar, most bartenders keep mental notes on who's been waiting and will get to you. Walking up to the bar to try and skip the line isn't clever. You're just an ass.

Standard is 15 percent, generous is 20 percent. If it's counter service, please still leave something. At a taproom, a standard tip is a dollar a beer.

Every. Single. Shift. Some people will drop $100-plus on brunch or lunch and not leave a tip. That's when I get really disheartened.

Depends on what you order and the kind of eatery it is. Let's take a diner. Breakfast is about 15 minutes; dinner about 20 minutes. People can't expect a burger or steak to come out in under 10 minutes. In a hurry? Order soup.

For every 30 plates I drop off, I would maybe have to take one of those plates back. The biggest issue is red-meat temperatures.

I have never done this, nor seen a co-worker do this. For people who do find it appropriate to be rude to service industry workers, I will say this: You catch more flies with honey than vinegar. If you're nice, I'll resolve your issue and probably throw in a couple bonuses.

That's their dining partner's problem. But I do get frustrated when people are on their phones when I'm trying to get their order.

I always offer a to-go box. If someone seems visibly upset, I'll ask if there's something wrong. Luckily, I don't come across that situation too often.

The ones who are picky without the allergies are the worst. Most of the time when people say they don't eat something, it's not allergy-related, but just a fad. I get frustrated with people who don't actually have gluten allergies, but still order gluten-free. Or if people are on Whole30, I don't go out of my way to try to help them find something they can eat, like I would with someone who is seriously allergic to dairy. If your diet is so restrictive that you literally can only order fruit and eggs, why are you going out to eat?