Commenter and friend of RandBall "Swarmswarmswarm" filed a brief report from Appleton last night, where she was the "burger bun" in an on-field promotion during a Class A baseball game.
She is pictured front and center before the big performance. And here, in her own (brief) words, is what happened:
"I laid on the grass adn had bacon thrown on me. The opposing team stole our cheese. And the crowd cheered."
Sounds like paradise.