It's a good thing the NBA doesn't score its games like the Olympics determine diving competitions or else the Timberwolves and every other team around would really be in trouble when Golden State and Stephen Curry's big-top traveling show comes to their town.
As it is, the Warriors arrive at Target Center on Thursday night as the league's only remaining undefeated team (9-0), beating their opponents by an average of nearly 18 points per game so far.
That's without their reigning league MVP and ringmaster getting bonus points for degree of difficulty achieved during nightly displays that are part new-age, statistical-analytics efficiency gone off the charts and part old-school artistry perhaps never created before.
"Well, we already know the Warriors' point differential," said TNT analyst Brent Barry, who will work the Wolves' only scheduled TNT appearance this season with Marv Albert on Thursday. "We don't need to make it any worse."
An NBA sensation whom Minnesota fans might recall once could have been a Timberwolf, Curry has delivered a season start unseen in a league defined through the generations by its great scorers. He averaged 39.3 points in the season's opening week, scored 28 points in the third quarter alone during a game a Halloween-night game, and scored at least 30 points in five of his first six games.
He's a next-generation type of player, who delivers a shooting guard's touch and mentality with a point guard's size and handle. A shooter by practice, nature and perhaps birthright who mastered the art of dribbling, Curry also leads the league in scoring with a 31.9 point average, by the way.
"Chris Mullin was the best pure shooter I ever played with, Reggie Miller was the best clutch shooter, and the one that was the best of all of them was the guy coaching us on the sidelines, Larry Bird," said Chicago coach Fred Hoiberg, a 10-year NBA player who made a career shooting the ball with three teams, including Bird's Indiana Pacers. "But what Steph is doing, it's crazy. It absolutely is. It's not only the shots, but the degree of difficulty of the shots he makes. It's unbelievable."
A shooter for his time
The son of Dell Curry, an NBA shooter who played 16 seasons himself, Stephen has followed his first MVP season with a start that has dumbfounded players current and former as well as coaches around the league.