Things had been awfully good around here lately — too good, a suspicious Minnesota sports fan might say — before this weekend.
If you were waiting for the other shoe to drop, it arrived in the form of a size 19 boot. Gophers football … Timberwolves (twice) … Wild … Gophers men's hockey (twice) … Gophers men's basketball … all of them lost on Friday, Saturday or both.
We were due for a regression to the mean, but this just felt, well, mean.
At least on Sunday everyone could count on the Vikings taking care of business at home against an overmatched Denver team and cruising into the bye week. That would get people through the gray days, or at least until someone else won again.
Go ahead, get some work done around the house. Check the halftime score just to make sure.
It was 20-0 as expected but, gulp ... in favor of the Broncos?
We were headed at warp speed into a total system failure weekend — the worst I can recall, which is saying something given the competition and my exacting memory for ineptitude.
We were 99% of the way there — maybe 99.99% given that a TV graphic kept reminding everyone that NFL teams are 0-99 in their past 99 games when trailing by at least 20 points at halftime.