Steve Smith mocked the Love Boat-era Vikings in 2005 by dropping to his backside and pretending to row when one of his 11 catches went for a touchdown.
Sunday's game at the Metrodome had the potential for a repeat performance early, but Smith ultimately found himself up a creek without his imaginary paddle as his Carolina Panthers lost 20-10 in Smith's season debut.
"It was an emotional day for me, and you always want the nice story to be the story," Smith said. "But today wasn't the day."
In his first action since serving a two-game team-imposed suspension for punching teammate Ken Lucas, Smith started by catching three passes for 60 yards in the game's first 17 minutes. Two of those catches led the Panthers to a field goal, a touchdown and a 10-0 lead.
But over the next 39 minutes, Carolina's best player not only didn't touch the ball, he had it thrown his way only three times. His fourth and final catch was a harmless 10-yarder with four minutes left and Carolina now trailing by 10.
"Minnesota did a fine job as far as creating pressure that limited our passing to a certain degree," Panthers coach John Fox said. "I thought Steve had a good week of practice and a good week of preparation. We just had some problems getting the football actually out of the quarterback's hand."
Yes, the Vikings' vicious pass rush was the story of the game. It created five sacks, seven hurries, three batted balls, six false starts and, oh yeah, a forced fumble that Antoine Winfield returned for a game-tying touchdown that changed everything right before the half.
But the Panthers also played into the Vikings' hands by not countering with quicker passes. The situation begged for those Favre-ian slant passes that used to drive the Vikings crazy. Yet Carolina continued to send receivers much deeper than their ability to pass protect.