Now that the Chicago Cubs have vanquished the Curse of the Billy Goat, the Vikings own the most prominent mammalian jinx in American sports.
They are 0-3 since Mike Zimmer passed out stuffed animals.
His players should have returned the favor by buying him a watch, or a calculator. Then maybe the Vikings wouldn't be 0-1 when a game comes down to the head coach's math skills.
In the past three weeks, the Vikings have experienced what Twins bosses like to call total system failure. Missed tackles, lousy blocking, stupid penalties and shanked kicks have caused a season-threatening losing streak.
But it was Zimmer's decision at the end of regulation in a 22-16 loss to the Detroit Lions on Sunday that kept the Vikings from reaching 6-2 and maintaining control of the NFC North.
The Vikings trailed 13-9. They had a first down at the Detroit 3 with 1:13 remaining.
Bradford passed to Stefon Diggs for 1 yard. There were about 46 seconds remaining when Matt Asiata plunged to the 1.
Zimmer approached the sideline official as the clock ran. The crowd began screaming for him to call a timeout, and he did with 27 seconds remaining.