Don't talk to Joe Banyard about the mind-over-matter mentality needed to deal with outdoor field conditions on the eve of December in Minnesota.
"We were doing two-a-days my freshman year at Sweetwater High School in Texas," the Vikings running back said. "Coach had us out back by the old woodshed doing tackling drills. I tackled my teammate, and we fell on top of this rattlesnake."
Finally, something potentially calamitous you'll never see at Winter Park.
"We didn't even realize we were on top of the snake at first," Banyard said. "But as soon as we heard that rattler, we both popped up and shot out of there as fast as we could."
If you're having trouble picturing Banyard's Great Snake Escape, take a look at some of his touches from last week's 24-21 loss to the Packers at TCF Bank Stadium. In eight touches, including the first five carries of his NFL career, Banyard exploded for five of the team's 20 first downs and three of its five third-down conversions.
There was a 6-yard run on third-and-2, an 8-yard run on third-and-2, a 6-yard catch on third-and-6 and plenty more evidence that the 5-10, 205-pound Banyard isn't that bad for being the fifth back to touch the ball during Adrian Peterson's lost season.
"I don't want to say it was unexpected," said Banyard, one of the team's preseason standouts this season. "I practice every day for a reason."
Once again, the running back situation is fluid as the 4-7 Vikings prepare to face the 3-7-1 Panthers at TCF Bank Stadium on Sunday. Matt Asiata is back after missing a game because of a concussion, but rookie starter Jerick McKinnon is listed as doubtful and telling people he's out because of a nagging lower back issue. Recently acquired Ben Tate might be up to speed enough to play in his second week with the team, but it's quite possible that Banyard's role will increase because coach Mike Zimmer sure sounds like a Banyard booster.