Flipping through US Weekly last night, I got a big juicy surprise. There, on the back page "Fashion Police" feature, were a bumper crop of celebrities dressed up as garden produce.


The glamorous starlets had been snapped at various red-carpet events wearing designer dresses in gigantic vegetable prints, including tomatoes. turnips and chili peppers.

Veggies have been trending up for several growing seasons. The evidence is everywhere, from urban microfarms and farmers markets, to crop mobs to tattooed hipsters tending their heirloom seedlings.

The new garden books that cross my desk overwhelmingly lean toward edibles and away from pretty flowers.

But the magazine spread was a  sign that simple veggies are now crossing from earthy/trendy to high-fashion chic. Which is kind of funny.

The Dolce & Gabbana tomato-print organza dress that Kirsten Dunst  was wearing retails for more than $2,000. That's a lot of Beefsteak!

Would you wear a veggie dress? I think I'll stick to showing my love for produce the old-fashioned way -- by digging in the dirt.