Thumbs-up from an unlikely source:

Michael Bay is probably thinking he can get L'Osservatore Romano to blurb "Transformers 3" if he puts in robots named Gog and Magog. But he'll have to wait three decades. Makes you wonder what the paper thought of the Indiana Jones movies, with that Nazi-melting Ark of the Covenant. To be honest, they probably had a good laugh. Oh, we have that one down in storage. It doesn't do that at all. Worst case, you get a little sunburn.

To the right, the possible author of the reviews.