This thing felt wrecked, and wretched, from the opening kickoff. The Gophers won the coin toss, deferred to the second half and promptly booted the kickoff out of bounds.
Their performance hurtled downhill from there.
A 31-24 loss to Maryland in the Big Ten opener should be remembered as a red flag game. Where even to start …
Their defense got shredded by a third-string quarterback and failed miserably on third downs.
The Gophers couldn't run the ball, or stop the run. They repeatedly gave up extra yards by slipping off tackles.
Kicker Ryan Santoso knocked two kickoffs out of bounds, including a costly one late in the first half.
Conor Rhoda threw two interceptions, the first one coming at Maryland's 5-yard line. Rhoda also refused to keep the ball on read-option plays even though the Maryland defense smothered running backs Rodney Smith and Shannon Brooks.
Normally reliable Emmit Carpenter missed a 42-yard field goal.