All across Minnesota on Wednesday, there were unconfirmed reports of men biting dogs, unicorns riding flying pigs, Democrats lunching with Republicans, and Minnesotans speaking to people with whom they did not attend college.
It was a strange day in the heartland, a day when the University of Minnesota's bosses concluded an overly long, bafflingly bureaucratic search for an athletic director by hiring someone … qualified?
University President Eric Kaler announced the hiring of Syracuse athletic director Mark Coyle on Wednesday. While the challenges inherent at the state's only Division I athletic department remain troubling and entrenched, the U's decisionmakers wound up choosing a legitimate candidate from an accomplished group of applicants.
Coyle is uniquely qualified to run Gophers sports. He has worked and raised funds at Minnesota. He has worked with powerhouse basketball operations at Kentucky and Syracuse. He has overseen a winning football program at Boise State. He has shepherded programs through NCAA sanctions. Whether this is a positive or a negative, at Syracuse he oversaw a football program with great tradition that has had trouble recruiting and winning in the modern era.
In most of these contiguous 48 states, his job at Syracuse might be seen as superior to his new gig at Minnesota. Syracuse is a basketball powerhouse with a great lacrosse program in a region where lacrosse is equivalent to Minnesota hockey.
You have to be from Minnesota to think the Minnesota job is an upgrade. Luckily for Kaler, Coyle identifies himself as being from Minnesota. He choked up early in his news conference when talking about returning to the state. He bragged about bringing Goldy Gopher to his daughter's birthday party. Coyle is one of those adoptive Minnesotans who becomes attached to the land of black ice and white winters.
"So the question is why Minnesota, and it was very simple for me,'' Coyle said. "I've been in this for a long time. We love this place.''
Then Coyle required a minute to compose himself.