CAMP CUPCAKE, FLA. - My goodness. I now cover a team of spoiled, pampered softies.
Found out late last night that the clubhouse would not be open until 9:30 this morning, and that was for the players who were on the bus to Sarasota for a split squad game. The rest of the team wasn't due in until 11 am for today's game against Washington. This is the second time they have had a "show and go" morning and we have a week and a half of games remaining. There used to be one of these days - the last game of spring training before breaking camp.
What has spring training come to? What happened to Justin Morneau hitting in the cages at 7:30 a.m.? What about early bunting practice with Rod Carew? The soundtrack of spring training - balls slamming into mitts, fungoes being hit, players yelling - is being replaced by a country club atmosphere in which the millionaires decide what they want to wear for workouts that day and when they want to play.
Spoiled. Pampered. Coddled.
This is not the spring training I used to cover, when it sounded like spring training. When Tom Kelly's voice cut across the field, knocking the morning dew off of the grass. Or Ron Gardenhire's jokes making his players roll around in laughter as they stretched in the morning.
Teams are catering to players more than ever. In fact, while the clubhouse was closed until 9:30, all the players were actually at the park at 7:30 this morning for a special program. I used my network of sources to obtain this special, "work" schedule:
7:30 a.m. Qigong
8:00 a.m. Massage