Someone selling tickets to Saturday's Twins-Brewers game took pity on the workers who are locked out, and offered scorn for the lawmakers. See his Craigslist offer below, and pay attention to the bold text!

Saturday night, 6:10 start

Six total tickets available: Save $$$ if you buy the whole set of six - I offering the whole package for $150.
Four (4) Standing room only tickets available - $25 each (less than face value). Will sell any number 1, 2, 3, or 4.
Two (2) Seats in Section 324 row 2 - this is a nice seat above/outside 3rd base, hard jumbo season tickets. $30 each, must buy the pair.

**Prices double if you are a moron state legislator. 10% discount if you are a state employee currently on lockout.**

Trades for future games considered, otherwise cash is good.