So how should the Twins line up their outfielders next season?
Could go with the hockey approach: three forwards, two defenders and a goalie. Or the basketball lineup: Play five at a time and bring a couple off the bench. If any more of their prospects develop, they might even be able to field a football team. Nine-man, or a full 11.
Most teams can fit their big-league quality outfielders and prospects into a cab. The Twins would need light rail.
A third of the teams in the big leagues are trying to trade relief pitchers. The Twins need relief pitchers. The Twins are watching Eddie Rosario and Aaron Hicks turn into fine everyday big-leaguers before their eyes. Trading an outfielder for a reliever makes sense.
Thursday night, the Twins defeated Seattle 9-5 largely because Rosario and Hicks suddenly look like they could win games at Target Field for the next five years.
So why haven't the Twins made a deal? The devil may be in the details. Or the devil may be in the delay.
Is it just a coincidence that the sound of the Twins front office this week is the same as the sound at Target Field for most of this homestand? Silence?
While the Toronto Blue Jays again went all-in on a mediocre team — they do that every two years or so — and the Rangers landed Cole Hamels and the Dodgers did Dodgers-like things and the Astros did un-Astros-like things, the Twins haven't just practiced patience. They have perfected it.