FORT MYERS, FLA. —Baseball analysts have created a statistic called "Win Shares," in an attempt to quantify a ballplayer's worth.
In this space, we rely on a more evolved formula entitled "Win Guesstimates," and that's how we'll discern how many victories the 2008 Twins will produce.
Here are the contributing factors, accompanied by their WG:
Losing Lew Ford: The Twins have had a batting champ, MVP, Cy Young winner and three other All-Stars on their roster the past two years, and the fan favorite was Leeeeeew Ford. The Hanshin Tigers' gain is Minnesota's gain. WG: Plus 100. (Twins win meter: 100.)
Losing Johan Santana: Santana went 82-35 from 2003 through 2007. Losing him, and not replacing him with anything resembling an ace, will hurt like a foul tip off the cup. WG: Minus 20. (Win meter: 80.)
Losing Torii Hunter: He was their best player last year and ran down a lot of pitcher's mistakes in center. Carlos Gomez has more raw talent, but Hunter's value shouldn't be diminished just because he's in danger of getting sucked into the Lindsay Lohan/TMZ celebrity vortex. Minus 10. (Win meter: 70.)
The continuing struggles of the Vancouver Canucks: Justin Morneau -- the baseball MVP who thinks more about hockey -- didn't sleep much this spring. He'd go to bed with his cell phone on. His NHL buddies would text-message him the results of their games in the middle of the night, and his buzzing phone would wake him.
"I wanted to know what the score was when I woke up," Morneau said.