They say any time you show up at a ballpark you may see something you've never seen before, but this was ridiculous.
On Sunday, Justin Morneau struck out four times, while Nick Punto, Brendan Harris and Alexi Casilla produced seven hits. It was like watching Larry the Cable Guy steal a scene from Laurence Olivier.
With starting middle infielders J.J. Hardy and Orlando Hudson nursing injuries, Twins manager Ron Gardenhire opted for exactly the infield that prompted his bosses to sign Hardy and Hudson this winter -- Punto at third, Harris at short and Casilla at second.
The lack of production from the Twins bench -- Harris, Casilla and backup catcher Drew Butera had combined to hit .200 with six RBI before Sunday -- offered one explanation for the Twins' relative futility in day games, when backups often get the call. The Twins were 6-7 during the day and 14-4 at night before beating Baltimore 6-0 on Sunday afternoon at Target Field.
"I thought Lexi and Brendan were the reason we won today," said center fielder Denard Span.
They were the reason Span looked like a No. 3 hitter. He drove in Harris once and Casilla twice as the Twins moved 3 1/2 games in front of Detroit in the AL Central. "I felt," Span said, "like Joe Mauer."
Before Sunday, you could have made a case that the bench was the Twins' weakness. As with many theories you develop on any given day during a 162-game season, this one got blown up in about four innings.
In the third, Harris and Casilla singled, and Span hit a triple. In the fourth, Harris hit a two-out double, Casilla doubled, then Span singled, before Punto got his second hit of the game.