Till death do us part
Wendie Malick should never leave Cleveland. In "After All These Years" (7 p.m. Saturday, Hallmark Movie Channel), the actress plays a woman who becomes the No. 1 suspect when her cheating husband winds up dead on the kitchen floor. How much you want to bet the real killer is Betty White?
Beth Stern appears to have tamed hubby Howard Stern. Now she tries to do the same with "Spoiled Rotten Pets" (8 p.m. Saturday, NGW), which features a pig spa, a ferret fashion show and a German shepherd that barks "Baba Booey!"
An Olympic star jumps into the reality-TV pool in "What Would Ryan Lochte Do?" (9 p.m. Sunday, E!). That's followed by the return of "Married to Jonas" (9:30 p.m., E!), featuring Kevin Jonas, another former star who's all washed up.