Maybe you don't remember where you were on Tuesday, April 1, 1980. But I do. I wasn't getting married. I wasn't climbing Mount Everest. I wasn't counting my money after winning the lottery.
No, I was on a more captivating quest — following U.S. census takers as they tried to find every last person living in Rochester, N.Y., as of that year's "Census Day." As a reporter in Rochester assigned to cover the decennial national head count months before, I had had no idea what an adventure it would be.
Census takers followed dirt paths to find homeless people living beneath bridges that span the Genesee River. They recruited some of the dispossessed to help locate other makeshift shelters. An army of census takers climbed the stairs of rundown apartment buildings, where the poor lived without luxuries — or telephones. They ventured into flophouses to find the town drunks.
They knocked on the doors of houses that, somehow, weren't in the city directory. They tapped on the windshields of cars that some people had made their homes. Across the country, census takers visited rural shanties that were the temporary addresses of migrant workers. They totaled the millions living behind bars — visiting jails and prisons to ensure that no U.S. residents were overlooked.
In the end, the 1980 census counted 226,545,805 souls, millions of whom lived in the shadows — among us, but apart. No drops were overlooked in measuring the sea of humanity.
But the 2020 census may mark an abrupt turn in the way a nation of (now) an estimated 335 million will be tallied. For the first time in the history of the republic, the Census Bureau plans to go out of its way to ensure millions of U.S. residents aren't counted. Deliberately. With malice and forethought.
In an epic act of government malpractice — likely to be allowed by the conservative majority of the U.S. Supreme Court in a ruling expected this month — residents will be asked whether they are U.S. citizens. A question phased out of the census 70 years ago. A question reintroduced to drive undocumented immigrants underground for dread of being jailed or deported. Millions of U.S. residents, by design, will remain out of sight, out of mind and out of luck. The 2020 census is being sabotaged.
In Donald J. Trump, the nation has a president who doesn't read. Who doesn't know how to spell. Who doesn't know arithmetic. He is a president trying to ensure that people he thinks don't count aren't counted.