Your time is up

The producers of "Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew" should be faced with a TV malpractice suit for opening "VH1 Family Therapy With Dr. Jenn," in which troubled celebrities hope to get couch and camera time all in one visit. Michael and Dina Lohan are among the clients.

8 p.m. VH1

Criminal behavior

Gary Sinise, once an important player on the Chicago theater scene, served his time as the face of "CSI: NY" for nine seasons, but the allure of a steady paycheck apparently persuaded him to return to prime time as another no-nonsense investigator in "Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders." His greatest challenge is reading dime-store dialogue — "He's not done killing, and we have to find a way to stop him" — without giggling. A genuine waste of talent.

9 p.m. WCCO, Ch. 4

International relations

The premise of "The Americans," which returns for its fourth season, is about as credible as Boris and Natasha sharing a duplex with Rocky and Bullwinkle, but there's no denying the chemistry between Keri Russell and Matthew Rhys, who liked playing house so much that they've become a real-life couple with a baby on the way.

9 p.m. FX

Sinise

Neal Justin