During a given year, seven out of every 10 people in my town go on some kind of a drug.
As a writer I am fond of hyperbole, but that's a verifiable statistic. It's culled from the Rochester Epidemiology Project and published this summer in the journal "Mayo Clinic Proceedings."
Epidemiology can be dull, but as a proxy for drug use in the United States, the tally of what gets taken around here is a helpful starting point for a more newsy question: What should we make of the celebratory fire-dancing in the news last month over the latest wonder drug for lowering LDL cholesterol?
First, some background: According to the Mayo database, 68 percent of Olmsted County residents were prescribed at least one drug in the course of the year studied; 51 percent were prescribed at least two, and 21 percent were directed to take five different drugs.
For comparison, only 46 percent of U.S. households own a dog.
In short, taking a pill may be more American than man's best friend. Which is unfortunate, given that owning a dog is one of the best things you can do for your health. (Dogs do come with powerful side effects: You fall in love with them and then they die.)
But here's some good news: the most-prescribed drugs in these parts, at 17 percent of the population, are antibiotics. I think we can agree that antibiotics have had a profound impact on reducing sickness and death.
Once you get past the amoxicillin, however, the cost-benefit picture for the American medicine cabinet is a bit of a hot mess. Coming in second: 13 percent of our county is on antidepressants. In third: 12 percent of us are on pain-killers. And in fourth: 11 percent take statins, the lipid-lowering drugs all in the news last month.